Once Upon A Time… In A Cinema Where I Could Order a Coca-Cola

There was no reason to give up sugar other than because we believed a film we streamed. The cravings are not so hard once you’re past the first week. You will eat more fruit than before and you will eat more food in one sitting but less often throughout the day. You will have more… Continue reading Once Upon A Time… In A Cinema Where I Could Order a Coca-Cola

The Can’tery

The Can'tery short story splash

An investigation into a local factory that once made excuses for The Weekly Inciter. By Juliette Furneaux They were once the River City’s most exclusive service. One whose existence is hard to believe but impossible to disprove. We could all do with a few extra days off per year. But do you know how to… Continue reading The Can’tery

Bank Holiday

A bank on the beach with a beach towel.

Its notice had been tendered by, and to, the appropriate authorities but it was still a surprise to find it missing come trading hours. Foot traffic was thick but not quite the regular treacle except for the amazed gathering at the now empty site. Signed paperwork was on display at the foot of where the… Continue reading Bank Holiday

Text Line

The messages come through fast and often.  They cascade down the monitor, black characters on a white background divided by light grey borders. Names, locations, requests — musical or otherwise.  New texts slide in at the bottom, bumping through the queue of new album spins, talkback requests, or lonely conversation. But sometimes one pushes its… Continue reading Text Line

A Guide to Solo Movie Dates

RED isn't making 8K cameras because your Galaxy S8 really, can, like, handle it, dude. Kick back in the dark, keep your feet off the seats and hold your own hand in the scary bits for a change. Get there early There's a whole thing about how trailers take too much time so you should… Continue reading A Guide to Solo Movie Dates